Aisyoh..this one...
Cannot even compete ar!
Domino's delivery wins HANDS DOWN!! (cheers!!!
fiu-vit!
fiu-vit!)
McDonald's delivery ar, go back and
ta-pau la! (pack your bags) *shooh!
This is scene from one McD delivery experience not too long ago (Superhero S's chairman wanted to give a few of us a McD treat and decided to ask for McD delivery)
Our colleague, Ah A did the calling and after placing the orders, Ah A puts down the phone and all of us waited.
Ah A: the guy said he'll be coming in 45 minutes
Us : wah...so long ar. 45 minutes just to get here?? McD Ampang Park is like what? 5 minutes from our office???
Ah A: aiya, never mind la. You got nothing to do in your office
meh? Do your things and wait
lo.
Us : ....
45 minutes laterUs : eh, 45 minutes already. Why the guy still haven't reach ar??
Sesat is it? (sesat=lost)
Ah A: lemme call that bugger.
Calls McD.
Ah A: just now I asked for delivery, how come now still haven't come? 45 minutes already.
McD : huh? er..wait..lemme check. Oh! our delivery guy is on his way already. Reaching soon. Just wait a while more.
Puts down phone and we waited.
Another 30 minutes laterUs : Ei..I thought you said the guy said the delivery guy is reaching already
Ah A: This McD ar!
Calls McD
Ah A: Ei, you said you guy is reaching already?? where is he?
McD : Huh? er..wait..lemme check. (
want to check how many times???) Which branch did you order from?
Ah A: Ampang Park
McD: You should've ordered from KLCC.
Ah A: Huh?? Ampang Park is so much closer! And why now only you tell us this? didn't you direct us to the Ampang Park McD??
McD: Wait..lemme check again. (#%^*%!) Btw, who are you? (
got time to ask who are we somemore!)
Ah A: The general manager la! my client is going home already! (
us laughing in the background)
McD: Oh ok ok ok...lemme check with our delivery guy. Sorry bos!
Puts down phone and we waited
Another 15 minutes laterUs : Wah, ini macam tak boleh oh. Wait until no mood to eat already.
Ah A: Don't make me call that bugger again.
Just when Ah A was about to lift up the phone, comes poor delivery boy panting and sweating like hell, looking so scared!
What's worse!
The food is bloody cold!!! EEEEK!Conclusion:
So, it took McD
1 1/2 hours to get from Ampang Park to Superhero S's office which is like 5 minutes away and ended up serving us cold food. (I personally dunno what to say)
Good job, McD!You can never beat Domino's who reached us in less than their promised 30 minutes. They served us
hot pizza in only 20 minutes! I salute you, Domino's!