Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Murder attempt foiled, my mum escapes traumatized


MELAKA, 20 January 2008: A murder attempt on a mother was foiled when a broken nail was found right before she swallowed the little curry puff which contained nuts. The freak incident occured around 3.30 p.m. when the mother was laying back on a lazy afternoon happily munching away on a pack of puffies.


Why would you....yes, YOU...want to kill Superhero Mum????


You guilty little bugger! You deserve to serve time in JAIL you freak!


Unbelieveable eh. Why would you, a little mini kacang karipap want to be a suicide nailer (think suicide bomber) and carry a broken nail inside you???? My Superhero Mum would've swallowed that broken nail if she hadn't bitten on something really hard and pulled out your broken nail from her mouth!


Gosh. It was terrible. Traumatizing. Maybe next time gotta put food through an X-Ray before eating it. Who knows what's hiding inside your food??!!!

4 comments:

Winsor said...

ewww.. shit I'd have cursed the puff-maker till kingdom comes if I fish out a nail from my puff.


twosuperheroes said...

Haha...yeah, winsor. I believe you should. Imagine the consequences IF one hadn't found the nail before downing it. That sure is going to be sayonara I suppose...


YozoraNiteSky said...

oh.. that must have been so awful for your mum ..the seller got off lucky here..in US.. he would have kena sued off the very pants he is wearing or if it was a she.. her sarong then :)


twosuperheroes said...

Haha...that's direct translation from Cantonese rite, Y!!??? How cute... :p

Yeah, my mum was really shocked and immediately threw the pack away. Bad bad...